"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"I believe that what woman resents is not so much giving herself in pieces as giving herself purposelessly."

"There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth."

"Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one."

"Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain."

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top."

"If you don't want anyone to know, don't do it."