"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them."

"The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one."

"The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine."

"I鈥檒l fight when needed, revel when there鈥檚 an occasion, mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes鈥?but I won鈥檛 let anyone use me against my will."

"None of us is as smart as all of us."

"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."