"Unlike those who pretend to be immaculate, fallen angels are usually more intriguing because their earthliness is heavenly."

"It is one of the beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try to be kind to another, without helping himself."

"Great anger is more destructive than the sword"

"1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. 2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points."

"Listen: We are here to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."

"Exterminate."

"PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors."

"Everything that God created is potentially holy, and our task as humans is to find that holiness in seemingly unholy situations. When we can do this, we will have learned to nurture our souls."

"Music lives in three tenses at once. Developing what comes before it in the past, it engages us in the present, and inspires our hopes for its future."

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."

"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks."

"In an argument, you have to learn to control your emotions. The other person is the revolver, but you are the trigger. The revolver won't hurt you as long as the trigger isn't pulled."