"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."

"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose."

"There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

"Religion without humanity is poor human stuff."

"Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense."

"I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air."

"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."

"I live not in dreams but in contemplation of a reality that is perhaps the future."

"Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus)"