"There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer."

"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."

"I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

"You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done."

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."

"Are you willing to sacrifice all that you are to keep all that you have?"

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

"Anxiety is the rust of life, destroying its brightness and weakening its power. A childlike and abiding trust in Providence is its best preventive and remedy."

"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo."