"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

"A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom."

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."

"Words divide us, actions unite us."

"I'd give you my seat, but I'm sitting in it."

"I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we're not wise enough to see it."

"A problem is a chance for you to do your best."