"Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh."

"If the young only knew; if the old only could."

"If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever."

"Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego."

"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me."

"Love is this divine ingredient. It alone describes what can be our perfect relationship to our Heavenly Father and our family and neighbors, and the means by which we accomplish His work."

"OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor."

"Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone: that is what I learn as I get old."

"You can stand tall, without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims."

"Life is a warfare and a stranger's sojourn, and after fame is oblivion."